Merch orders are now in production.

Thank you for your purchases and we will aim to get them sent out as quickly as possible.

We are not taking any more orders at this time.


26 weeks in a lockdown is getting…. weird. Rum has been and gone and been again, radio birthed a video star, extra time birthed 18 hours of madness… which in turn birthed the promise of another 24 hours of utter Doof carnage for charity!

But for now, behold… DoofMerchTM!

The money raised by DoofMerchTM will be split 50/50 between Beat:Cancer and M.I.N.D!

We’ve got FIVE different designs for you; on the front of all five stands the CEDBN logo, and on the rear are one of 5 of our favourite dooftastic slogans in a variety of colours (final design confirmation will be published on Saturday’s DOOF TV show!) :

  2. Oh no… How terrible…
  3. NEVER do the MATHS
  4. We are here for a GOOD time, not an ACCURATE time
  5. HONK if you want to go FASTER

All 5 are available as unisex and ladies front logo and rear slogan print T-shirts!

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Pre-order your merch

Once we have hit the minimum order we will process all the items in one go.
All profits will be split 50/50 between Beat:Cancer and M.I.N.D!

All Payments are via Stripe and secured via 256bit encryption.


Don’t forget about Karkasaurus, GRRRadio and Duracell Bunny –  We’ve got a boatload of kickass designs in the Other Store HERE

What’s more, when you order from either store and we’ll give you free delivery to order from the other store!

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